What is with 10 years?

Ok, I am super addicted to Facebook. I have no issues admitting this. It's a fun way to kill time-FAST!!! I love looking around, checking out other peoples pics, what they are up to. The whole kit and kebang. I also signed James up on it. Goodness knows he would never do something like that. He has strange issues about stuff like that. Anyway, rarely does he log on, and check to see whats going on. As the good (read nosy...lol) wife I am, I check his site for him, and let him know what is going on. So, on Sunday night, I pop onto his site for him. *WOW* A new friend request! In the past, the friend requests have been for old school chums. Not this time. Her name was Jodi something-something. I look at James and ask him who this is. I have never seen someones eyes almost fall out of their head. I am talking eyes as open as Homer's mouth when he is going for a double Krusty burger. Now my curiosity is peaked. I ask James who this is. Well.....(insert suspenseful music here) Jodi is one of his ex's. In fact, she is 3 of them. Remember my post on his crazy ex's???? Well, Jodi is her birth name. Depending on the day and the tide, she could also be Cassandra or Lucy. Ironically, it has been 10 years since they parted ways.

10 years after breaking up with Samantha (well she was moved away from him), she showed up at his parents house. She scared the be-jeebers out of his family. Trust me, this is not an easy task.

10 years after breaking up with Mel, she calls. She had to explain to James why she treated him so "funny" after they broke up. Her new boyfriend (turned into husband-turned ex husband) was saying bad things about him, and she believed it. And told other people.

10 years after Jodi.....she found him on face book.

I had to ask who's next. I don't get mad at this (except Sam....whole other story). As a matter of fact, I think it's funny. All the ex's show up, and see how well he is doing with his life. All the ex's that he told that he would never get married, and never have children. Well, I broke him of one bad saying. Working on the other one. :D

So....Who's Next? Sounds like a game show. I should start betting some cash.

The one thing that has queered out both James and I: Jodi has 2 friends on her friends list that James knows......his ex best friend Monica and his ex Lisa. I wonder if they have ever compared notes on him....rotflmao. Monica is.....well.....from what I gather, a different person. I met her when James and I first started dating. I think it was a five minuet meeting. If that. James was very adamant about us not meeting. She meets his girlfriends, and becomes their best buddy, and if any problems arise, Monica takes the girls side. Incidentally, she is also an ex of one of the band members....and she HATES the band. Thinks Cindy is sleeping with every one. Riiiiight. Tell me ALL about it, Cin. lol

So, James and Lisa broke up ALMOST 10 years ago. When will the day come? I guess Lisa will let us know. The bets thing about all of this......his last relationship before me ended about 2 months before we started dating. (Emotionally, it was over when it began. He stopped liking her when he got to know her). So, James and I have been together for 4 and a half years. 5 and a half to go, baby, and you are home free!

At least none of the girls can feel alone in this.....they have all done it.

~Cheers~
AH