Lol. Jill and I went out on Friday night (yes, same night that I ran into someone--read prev. post) I get to her mom's house to pick her up. She says to me: "
Ooo, you gotta come upstairs so I can show my dad how good you look."
Hmmmmm. We all agreed that that wasn't the best choice of words. Poor Jill. We need to get her some more friends that are OVER the age of 4.
Lol. But we did come up with some kick-ass new nicknames. Anyone who knows Jill, knows that she is super skinny. God works in mysterious ways. The girl eats junk food like no tomorrow....And the cheese! She should be fat and stinky! But
nooooooo, she's skinny-and smells......
lol. Just kidding. She smells fine. (Gonna get my ass kicked for that one...) Anyway, a while back I had shown her my abundance of extra skin. We were talking about that, and she made some joke, so I turned and called her bones. History has been made, folks. We are now known as "Skin and Bones".
So, I made Blueberry Muffins Sunday night. Turned out pretty good. I could have sworn I had the Muffins and More cookbook. So, I hop on the net, and Google ( I love Google) Blueberry Muffins. Holy
Jebus! 6 BAZILLION
recipes! So, I took the first one.
Cuz it looked the easiest. And had the least amount of ingredients. Now, I DID read some of the other
recipes. They all said to add the blueberries just before you put them in the oven. I learned why. I'm standing in the kitchen mixing away, and I add the blueberries to the batter-like the
recipe said too. Oh, dear god. I am talking BLUE! I called James in, and he laughed at them-and me. Thankfully the blueness went down as they baked, and ended up tasting really good. Whew! Crisis averted.
Silly BAD Mom. I sent her an email yesterday, asking her if I can swing by their house and pick up the Turkey Roaster pan thingy around 6. Will she be
OK with this??? She emails back-
OK, i will be home. So I get off work, drive home
PUT ON MY WRANGLERS (!!!!!!) --YEA!!!! I accomplished my personal goal!!
Hondy-
tonk Badonk-a-
donk! Ahem-I digress. Anyway, so I get all the way out to Fort Saskatchewan. It's 6pm on the nose. I don't have a key to the new house, so I ring the doorbell. No answer. I pull the car up to the driveway and stand on the bumper. No SUV in the garage. So, I call mom on her cell. I ask her where she is is. She tells me she's at
Southgate Mall, and asks where I am. Then she pauses...."oh, no". She suddenly remembers. That's right. She FORGOT ME!!!!!!!! Humph. What if I was being chased by rabid dogs, or the
Boogeyman? Dude, I could have DIED! It was scary. So, I
toodled over to Safeway, did my Easter dinner shopping, then hopped over to
Reitmans and check out what they had. I found some pants that I liked, but, why bother? They will probably be too big in a few weeks. I still had a G/C left over from Christmas, so I figured I might as well use it. I got 3 pairs of socks, 3 pairs of
earrings and a necklace. i called James after I left and told him everything that I bought....of course I had to tease him. I played the bad wife, sounding
remorseful, to make it sound like I spent
ALOT of cash. Tee-
hee! I spent $1.80.
Lol.
Yay me. I liked that
Reitmans. Good store.
Hmmmm, and with Mom and Dad out there, I have a good reason to be out there lots. Sweet!
So, I have done the groceries, bought myself something shiny. Now what?
Ok, call Bones. Talk to Bones as I tour the Fort. Quaint little town. So, Bones and I get on the topic of butts. i have no butt left. My hubby however....well, he has a big
tushie. He does!
Apparently it's genetic. Anyway, So I told Bones that maybe our kids would have nicely
proportioned asses.
Lol. The I told her I should stuff tissues down my pants, rather then in my bra. See what James does. Bones tells me that you can actually buy panties that have foam inserts in them. Cool. Until you
SHART!!! Nasty! Now you have skid marks on an otherwise perfect pair of panties.
Doh.
~~AH